I love it when Ben comes home with good stories from school, like the following...
Student 1: Mr. Lewis, have you ever gotten drunk?
Student 1: Never?
Ben: Nope, never
Student 2: Have you ever even had alcohol?
Student 2: Not ever a tiny sip?
Student 3: Have you ever smoked?
Student 3: Not even once?
Ben: Not ever.
Student 4: Mr. Lewis, I gotta question for you.
Student 4: Have you ever changed your oil?
Ben: No. But I want to learn how.